Asian Milf Oil
Premium Personal Lubricant
Yes, it really IS what you think it is. Reduce friction, increase the enjoyment.
Developed for your Asian MILF or any MILF
Simple. Natural. Effective as fuck. Get it on without all the friction.
3.5 fl oz
Single Bottle of high performance Milf lubricant for your enjoyment.
3 pack
3 pack of 3.5 fl oz bottles for the more active types. 
5 gallon
Damn. Player.
Premium product without the pretentious attitude…
We clearly like things a little tongue-in-cheek… or tongue in… well, you can be creative. If hot Asian MILFs get you all hot and bothered and you’re lucky enough to get lucky with an Asian MILF (or any MILF) of your own you better come prepared.
Asian Milf Oil is a specially formulated passion lubricant that works solo or in groups of up to 20. Not that we’ve tried but it’s some smooth shit so you can get freaky with all your favorite MILFs.
Asian Milf Oil History
From the venerable dojos of feudal Japan to the Dao Chang of ancient China cometh something extraordinary, almost sacred. Age old manuscripts speak of a substance, infused with properties so great that legendary Samurai would fight to the death to possess it. Its secret recipe closely guarded for centuries, it would eventually be smuggled out of the Far East and flowed along black market trade routes where it found its way to brothels from Bangkok to Babylon which henceforth were hailed as the most sought after establishments of their time.
Years of exhaustive research into the origins of this ancient substance led us to rediscover the astonishing properties and ingredients formulated centuries ago. We’ve done comprehensive trials in order to ensure Asian Milf Oil meets todays anti-friction, chafing and longevity demands. It in fact sets new standards.
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