Asian Milf Oil

Simple. Sexy. Sensual.

From the venerable dojos of feudal Japan to the Dao Chang of ancient China cometh something extraordinary, almost sacred.  Age old manuscripts speak of a substance, infused with properties so great that legendary Samurai would fight to the death to possess it. Its secret recipe closely guarded for centuries, it would eventually be smuggled out of the Far East and flowed along black market trade routes where it found its way to brothels from Bangkok to Babylon which henceforth were hailed as the most sought after establishments of their time. 

Years of exhaustive research into the origins of this ancient substance led us to rediscover the astonishing properties and ingredients formulated centuries ago. We’ve done comprehensive trials in order to ensure Asian Milf Oil meets todays anti-friction, chafing and longevity demands. It in fact sets new standards.”