The Origins
From the venerable dojos of feudal Japan to the Dao Chang of ancient China cometh something extraordinary, almost sacred. Age old manuscripts speak of a substance, infused with properties so great that legendary Samurai would fight to the death to possess it. Its secret recipe closely guarded for centuries, it would eventually be smuggled out of the Far East and flowed along black market trade routes where it found its way to brothels from Bangkok to Babylon which henceforth were hailed as the most sought after establishments of their time.
Years of exhaustive research into the origins of this ancient substance led us to rediscover the astonishing properties and ingredients formulated centuries ago. We’ve done comprehensive trials in order to ensure Asian Milf Oil meets todays anti-friction, chafing and longevity demands. It in fact sets new standards.
Adolpho “Shag” Niggles
Founder
LUXURY LUBRICATION FOR FORNICATION
Other Milf Oil Uses
Massage
Asian Milf Oil is 100% organic and safe and makes a great massage oil before things get truly serious.
Wrestling
Fancy a little wresting? Spread it around and go to town. Contact us for large quantities or tournament sponsorship.
Sports
Chaffing sucks but a little well placed Asian Milf Oil can do wonders! From cycling to rowing we can help!
Individual 3.5 fl oz and 3 packs available for the more active types.
LUXURY LUBRICANT
Safe, Organic, Orgasmic
From the venerable dojos of feudal Japan to the Dao Chang of ancient China cometh something extraordinary, almost sacred. Age old manuscripts speak of a substance, infused with properties so great that legendary Samurai would fight to the death to possess it. Its secret recipe closely guarded for centuries, it would eventually be smuggled out of the Far East and flowed along black market trade routes where it found its way to brothels from Bangkok to Babylon which henceforth were hailed as the most sought after establishments of their time.
Years of exhaustive research into the origins of this ancient substance led us to rediscover the astonishing properties and ingredients formulated centuries ago. We’ve done comprehensive trials in order to ensure Asian Milf Oil meets todays anti-friction, chafing and longevity demands. It in fact sets new standards.
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