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Asian Milf Oil Enhances The Fun
Let’s face it. A MILF has some experience which means you better come prepared.
Proper lubrication will keep the action going for as long as you can… or she can.
From the venerable dojos of feudal Japan to the Dao Chang of ancient China cometh something extraordinary, almost sacred. Age old manuscripts speak of a substance, infused with properties so great that legendary Samurai would fight to the death to possess it. Its secret recipe closely guarded for centuries, it would eventually be smuggled out of the Far East and flowed along black market trade routes where it found its way to brothels from Bangkok to Babylon which henceforth were hailed as the most sought after establishments of their time.
Years of exhaustive research into the origins of this ancient substance led us to rediscover the astonishing properties and ingredients formulated centuries ago. We’ve done comprehensive trials in order to ensure Asian Milf Oil meets todays anti-friction, chafing and longevity demands. It in fact sets new standards.
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Asian Milf oil gets me wet enough to ride him for hours
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Special discounts for bulk or wholesale orders!
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Asian Milf Oil? Really!?
Popular Uses
Not the creative thinking type? Here are just a few of the popular uses for Asian Milf Oil.
“Hands Solo”
Reach for the stars all by yourself if you must.
“Massage baby”
It glides on smooth and feels great so why not enjoy a sensual massage?
“Home RUN FEVER!”
Hit it all the way out of the park and go for the Grand Slam if you catch our drift. We’ll keep you sliding into home even during those extra-innings games!
what They’re Saying
MILF OIL Testimonials
You can keep the younger women. I’m addicted to MILFs!
They might have tons more experience but lubrication could sometimes be a problem.
A friend had sent me a link to your web site since he thought it was hilarious but I immediately knew I HAD to have some.
This shit is the bomb! Asian Milf Oil could make the desert wet!
I’m in my mid 50s but I’m definitely a MILF you’d love to take home if you met me in a bar.
I have a rather severe appetite and firmly believe that if something is good once, it is even better five times.
I recently brought home a 29 year old stud and was make him scream my name all night long thanks to your Asian Milf Oil.
I don’t leave home without it!
I happen to have a thing for Asian Milfs and your site came up on Google while I was, uh, shopping.
Asian Milf Oil? Are you kidding me?! I simply HAVE to have this in my arsenal at all times.
It works like a mofo whether solo or in groups of 30. Cheeky product name aside this is some really great lubricant.
I can do it in the front, I can do it in the back, I can do it ’til she has a heart attack. 😉
GET YOUR MILF ON
Last chance your horny bastards. Our initial shipment quantities will be limited and will likely sell out.
SINGLE 3.5 oz Bottle
- Be one of the first with your own bottle of the official Asian Milf Oil.
3 PACK of 3.5 oz bottles
- Oh, I see you an extra horny little bastard. No worries, we’ll hook you up with a 3 pack of our super smooth lube.
BROTHEL barrel
- You’ve got MILFS on multiple continents you say? You’re a porn director? You own a massage parlor franchise or chain of adult shops? We can hook you up with wholesale amounts for resale.
* Asian Milf Oil is not responsible for sudden death during sexual intercourse. We told you this shit is good, what you do with it is up to you.
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