Frequently Asked Questions

Have a serious or perhaps not-so-serious question about our product? We’re happy to answer in a serious or sarcastic manner…

You say all natural but what is in your product?

Coming soon…

Will this work on Italians?

Why the hell not? Maybe try a little role playing. Our milfoil is age, sex and gender neutral. It is however intended only for human use (so far).

Some other question?

Another answer

Are larger sizes available?

During our initial product launch we are only offering one size but in the future we’ll have more options available for those of you who are exceptionally active. 😉

Can it be used for oil wrestling?

Absolutely! In fact, we highly suggest you try it sometime. Contact us for sponsorship opportunities! 😉

Another question?